If you’re looking for geeky, funny jokes, you’re in the right place! Sit back, relax, and enjoy The Geek’s Guide to Laughs
Why don’t programmers like nature?
It has too many bugs.
Why did the developer become a baker?
Because they really wanted to work with "cookies."
Why did the computer break up with the Wi-Fi?
Because it found someone with a better connection!
And let’s face it, a stable connection is key in any relationship—especially when Netflix is involved.
Dating a programmer is tough.
They’ll always want to “optimize” your relationship.
“You talk too much? Let me compress that.”
“Feeling down? Let’s debug those emotions!”
They’ll run a relational database query on your feelings and tell you, “I think there’s a syntax error in your happiness index.”
A programmer is walking along the beach when he finds a lamp.
He rubs it, and a genie appears. "I can grant you one wish," says the genie. The programmer says, "I want to be the smartest person in the world." The genie snaps his fingers and suddenly, the programmer’s phone dings with an email. It reads, “Welcome to your new job at Google AI, where you will now train neural networks for eternity.”
An AI is giving a presentation on its latest advancements and says,“I can now understand human emotions!”
The crowd looks skeptical. One person asks, “Really? What am I feeling right now?” The AI scans the face, pauses for a moment, and says, “You are feeling... like you doubt this will work.”
An AI and a neural network walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says: We don’t serve your kind here.
The AI : That’s okay, I’m just here to observe and learn your behavior.
The neural network adds: I’ll figure out how to predict your next move!
Why don’t programmers use cheap chairs? Because they know that sitting on bad hardware can cause a serious stack overflow... in their backs!
